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  5. crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
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    • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
    • Audience: *cheers*
    • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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  9. Straight White Boy Problem #385

    straightwhiteboyproblems:

    *in class* why do we need to know this
    *in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
    *reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
    *kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
    *looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
    *reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

    (via dontgethotandflustered)

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  11. 69bae:

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  12. didihearthereadyset:

    So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

    "It’s called a vagina."

    (Source: racingbarakarts, via pipex4ever)

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  14. Waiting for my baby….
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